She's the Blade

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"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." -unknown

NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!! Long entry just DELETED when I tried to make an accent and hit the wrong key!
AHHHHH! That just ruined my wonderful tralalala-everything's-good-i'm-on-break feeling. Pish.
So I will try to recreate (but to the point cuz I'm going back outside in a few).....

I'm feeling better cuz it's break and the MAGICAL ICE CREAM 6th period...heeehee Katie and Pasty. It didn't kill me. I'm heealllled! Hallelujah! Okay, I'll stop being a dork now.
I came home and changed into shorts cuz it's GORGEOUS out. I was gonna bike over to Katie's or somewhere, chill in the hammock lol, but my mom came home. So I made her move the car and played tennis against the garage door.
The garage door won. It always does.
But it was fun. I miss tennis. Sometime over break, I want Suma and Kelsey and Ashley or Brigid over to play some tennis, if my courts are open. *crosses fingers*
Anyways, I don't have much planned this week. I'll pull a KT and list:

Saturday: Brad Cotter comes over to see rats and chinchillas; haircut
Sunday: shopping, hongy?
Monday: sleep; rollarblade/bike/softball/tennis?
Tuesday: thingy w/Mme?; babysitting the kids
Thursday: ANTI-KATIE party! Woohoo! heeheehee

And that's about it so far. That I can remember, at least. But Pasty, Katie, do you think Tues would be good for the get-together with Mme? It's sposed to be a really nice day, and you'll both be here....lemme know, yo. Call or note for time/day preferences, please. Is that ice cream place okay with y'all? (Don't even ask me the name. Bill sumpin's....horrible memory!!) Hope so. Mmmm, bike ride. Oh yeah, and ice cream too. :^P
Hongy and Pasty, we gotta go to 'bee's soon.
Dara, ARE YOU EVER FREE? What about on the last weekend? Or we could do a night thing. With our favorite couple! hahahahaha
What else, what else? Ohh, funniness. Or at least thought so.
Valerie doesn't ride the bus home much anymore, so I can't talk to her. But her brothers are funny. I got off at the first stop with them cuz it's nice out and I wanted to walk a little and my stop is boring. The got off the bus casually and I was right behind them. All of a sudden, they just stopped in middle of the road for a second, grinned, and started yelling "we're freeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" while running and dancing and hugging people. Tr?s amusant. Becca is definitely going to have an interesting time at prom with Josh! :^) Dan was talking to me about grades and he was mad cuz my lowest was a B. He was like "Damn, I gotta find some total retards to compare grades with..." It was funny.
My mother is sleeping on the couch. She works too much and she has double-whammy sinus infection. Not fun.
I just looked at the softball calender. Senior leauge doesn't start till like June 3rd or something this year. Sadness. Freshman and Junior start like May 15th!
And this was "too the point." *sigh* I'm around Ashira too much, with her 30min bookshares and two-page short answers.

I GOT A NEW GLOVE! For softball, of course. It's Nike and it's really, really nice. Niiiice. It's so hard to find a nice, semi-afordable, left-handed glove! Jeezums! It's an outfielder's glove cuz I ain't a catcher and I don't like infielder's gloves as much.
I was conditioning it (after I made my mother play catch with me) and I used the grease stuff instead of the oil. When I went to wash it off my hand, I discoved that I had WATERPROOFED MY HAND. Waterproofed my fucking hand!!! It was so awesome! The water just beaded up on my hand. Tr?s cool.
So I did that instead of rating for softball cuz they had enough people. But I got to see Heather and Elisabeth!!! And Heather's sister Megan and her parents/my old coaches Tom and Nancy. It was cool. We called Elisabeth "Pigeon Legs." heehee.

I'm sooo tired.
(DOH!)
Yesterday was a fun but long day. I went to Applebees with Hongy and Pasty for lunch. (Applebees.....*drool*...) Then we went to Lois' and hung out with her, Isaac, Katie, and Sean. We talked and were silly, like usual. Sorry if I did something wrong (if you read this), Isaac.
After that I came home and cleaned and took out the garbage and all that shit. Then I invited ppl over after Becky, Lois, and I discussed what we should do for the night. Hongy, Pasty, Lois, Katie, Becky, and Sean came over at 8 and we watched "Heatbreakers." We replayed the alligator eating the duck a couple times because it was soo the best part of the movie. :^P I have a very funny picture of Lionel. I showed it to my mom, and she was laughing. It was funny. But I wish Dara and Molly and Isaac could've come last night. Damn people with PLANS. lol
Everybody left between 10:30 and 11:30ish. Except Sean. He was trying to convince my antisocial cat to come to him. For half an hour. With no success. Lol gave me time to feed the beasts. She he left half an hour later than he was sposed to (the drunks! the drunks! ahhhhh! hahahahahhaa). But he came back a couple minutes later cuz his battery was dead cuz he left his lights on. Sucky. So his dad had to come and pick him up (Mme was already in bed and stuff) and prolli got lost like everyone else does. Haha I live in the most confusing neighborhood. While he was here, he lectured me on being mean and stuff. How fun. I think he was kinda mad we all laughed at his prom situation tho, lol. I told him to take Isaac.
But I got Sean to hold a rat. Can't wait to tell Mme! HER son held a RAT. Wow. (Mme hates rats, for those of you who don't know that.) Oh! Speaking of Mme. Pasty, can we go to the poisson d'avril thingy with rehearsal and all? I think I'll call BA and see when it is. I'll prolli call you long before you read this.
And Katie, I have only one thing to say to you. Aahhrrrgggg! ;^)
My mom came home around 1:30am, I think. I told her about having people over, so she's not mad at me. I'm glad I told her before Cindi does. That'll be interesting. She'll be like "yeah, I called her INNOCENTLY about the things I need to pick up from you, and I heard people in the background. So I was like 'Holly, do you have people over??? Are you having a PARTY??' She seemed guilty of something. Did you say she could hyave a PARTY? I wonder what they did. I think there were BOYS there. And I told you, so now you can make her babysit for me more, right??" Yeah. She's CUHRAZY, but she's cool. Even though she thinks all of you are whores. Especially Hongy and Katherine. haha. But we got two new rats: Olga and **LOIS**. I finally named a rat after Lois. heeehee. Olga is a russian blue rex berk. She's looking at me right now. She carries dumbo. And Lois is a mink or lilac or something. She's a self and hasd dumbo ears. Lois is a dumbo. heehee that'll amuse me for the day. Lois sways like Meggers tho cuz her eyesight isn't the best. Silly Lois. :^P Lois, you must meet Lois!!! Mebbe if we go shopping tonight we can arrange it. Maybe.
Happy birthday to Josh Keesan, Dara's second favorite lover (her first is Ethan). I got him a bottle of PINE SOL. What did UUUUU get him?? I betcha Dara got him a DUSTBUSTER. (vroom vroom!) Or maybe a vacuum. With LOTS of ATTACHMENTS....*wink wink* (Damn, i wish I could insert an IM kissy face!)
What else? My stupid fucking email is shutting down, which makes me mucho sad. I have a new one, tho. It's intercourse@penguins.org. Some of you will get the joke. The rest of you will think I'm very strange, or sick, or both. It was my mom's idea!!! lol So email me, dudes. Haven't gotten an email yet.
Today I am going to go to softball tryouts for the new people in my RH league. (The truth comes out, Dara. I'm from HENRIETTA. And I still play there. Do any of ur RH friends play softball with RHAA? If so, I played for the Roadrunners last year.) I'm not trying out tho, cuz I'm already in the senior league. I get to help rate the ppl new to the league on ability in hitting, grounders, throwing, catching, pitching, and all that good stuff. That should be fun. I'll be there 3-5 I think, but after that I'll call ya, Lois.
Ok, I got shit to do, I gotta go. Thanks for coming, those of you who came. Thanks for nothing, those of you that didn't. Yeah, you heard me, Dara, NOTHING. You were out partying (and more, I bet *insert kissy face*) with Josh and Ethan. I know you. You weren't at home watching "6th Sense." No-sir-ree-Bob. Hmm, never tried spelling that before.
C ya laterz mebbe, guys.
Love ya!

NYC was pretty good.
The bus ride there was pretty fun. Becky and Molly and I were telling stories and making really bad yo mamma jokes. We played BS and A-hole with Mrs. Fenster (heehee...goosd choice of gamers to play w/our chaperone, eh?). We stopped at a rest stop for lunch and guess what they had?? MAMMA ILARDO'S!!! I was laughing my ass off. I was temped to ask the woman about the "Mamma's Jugs....refills" (no I'm not kidding...it was on the menu sign thingy) like my mom did last time, but I was good. But I ripped the picture of Mamma Ilardo out of my cup like we did last time for Kathy. The statues at the rest stop were...INTERESTING. Let's leave it at that.
My host girl was really nice, and Kate and I stayed up talking to her till around 1:30. She showed us pictures and was pretty cool. They made us a couch bed and gave us a gazillion pillows which was awesome cuz we expected to sleep on the floor cuz the sheet said we needed sleeping bags. I got her addy and IM and stuff.
The concert was pretty good. Berger seemed kinda disappointed in Les Miz tho. Our combined songs sounded really good. The Plainview people were really nice when we talked to them and stuff, but they were pretty rude during the concert. They were like LAUGHING during people's solos!
There was a dance after the concert. A lot of people were just changing in the band room but I had stockings and stuff, so Becky, Molly, and I went to the bathroom to change, but during the concert, they locked the bathroom door! So we joined Naomi and 3 other Concert Choir girls in a stairwell by the bathroom. It was an interesting experiece, cuz there were windows lol. A guy or 2 would walk by and we would duck down. It was really funny. But as soon as we were changed, a janitor came dowen the hall and opened the bathroom...grrr!
I didn't go to the dance most of the time. Daisy and Sathya and I went exploring the school for a while. Then we were hanging out in the band room. I was laying down cuz I was reaalllly tired. They left to find their host and I left to do the same. I found Kate in the dance and we weren't going yet so I sat down on a bench with Molly and Becky. We were bored and tired so we grabbed so balloons. ATwo other girls from Concert Choir joined us. We poked holes the balloons and had some helium, which was really, really funny. If you've ever heard someone laugh on helium, you know what I mean.
Aida was AMAZING. I loved it! Except Becky was complaining all during intermission and stuff about how it wasn't realistic and she didn't like Elton John etc. etc. etc. It was really pissing Molly and me off. We were just like "Um...hun...it was a musical. They break out into song and dance...it's not sposed to be realistic!"
Yeah, Becky noticed that she was complaining a lot during the trip and told Molly and I to slap her whenever she complained. But we hardly ever slapped her when she complained. Why, you ask? I dunno.
Yeah, we had some serious spatting. But that has to be expected when spending 3 days with a group of 5 girls. We had a not-so-happy blend of PMS, general bitchiness, sleep deprivation, short tempers, and strong personalities. I was watching Pasty and sometimes I wish I could be as...submissive (for lack of a better word) as her. She wasn't fighting and she was pretty quiet. She tried to stop us from arguing and was pretty agreeable. But she seemed kinda uncomfortable, prolli cuz she was never sure what the rest of us were gonna do. But Pasty, if ur reading this, don't feel like u have to apologize so much. Yeah, it took you a little bit to find where you wanted to go, but we had plenty of time and we could stop places on the way and at least we had someone who knew where-ish to go! I love ya, and I'm sorry you had to put up with my shit. I'm sorry you had to put up with us, I hope we didn't ruin your time, but what would we have done without you?? Prolli killed eachother.
Speaking of killing eachother, I kinda separated myself for shopping on Saturday. I wanted to go off alone, but I wasn't allowed to. I decided it was better to be antisocial than to kill anyone. Then Molly joined me and we were talking in French, which felt really, really good cuz I love the language but we never get a chance to speak it cuz we have Sullivan. We didn't say anything about anyone or anything, except for this lady in Gap that had these amazingly expensive, nice earrings. No one seemed to mind that we were speaking French because no one seemed to want to talk to us anyways. Granted, when someone said something, our first reaction was to say something in French (J'ai dit <> ? une femme au magasin....lol) but no one seemed to mind. We explained in English after. But then Hongy and I were spatting a little and she mentioned Molly and me speaking French like it bugged her. Sorry if it bugged anyone, but we had the right to speak French and no one wanted to talk to me anyways....I wouldn't have cared if you spoke Spanish or whatever. If you mind it, you should tell me.
I got really pissed at Hongy cuz Saturday night was my only night that I had a chance to get a decent amound of sleep and she decided to wake up at 6:30. I wouldn't have minded at all if she was quiet like Pasty was, but she had all these plastic bags that she was opening and closing and packing and unpacking. I couldn't go back to sleep. The thing that pissed me off the most was when she came up from breakfast and Molly was still sleeping/trying to and she came in kinda loud (which is fine) but then I told her that Molly was still sleeping and she looked over at her and was like "Oh my god...." shaking her head. So that's why I was not-so-happy on Saturday. I realize Hongy got little/no sleep and that's why she was pissy, but the rest of us didn't get much either.
So none of us was in a very good mood for the trip, but Aida made up for it. The singing was amazing. The set blew my mind. I wanted to just go back there and see how it worked. Backstage stuff is definitely a passion of mine. After the show when we were waiting for our bus, the actors and actresses came out and they signed out Playbill booklet thingies. I didn't have a camera, but Pasty and Hongy were nice enough to take a couple pics of me/us with the two main characters. It was awesome. When you guys develop ur pics, could you get doubles? I'd pay you for them!
Well I really should do my work that I never did, But first I'm going to be sick. Eating was a BIG mistake with my stomach the way it is. *sigh* AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE GINERALE!!!! Okay, later.
(PS- Sorry I'm bitching, and sorry if you don't agree with it or whatever, but this thing is here for me to speak my mind. If you don't like it, don't read it, okay?)
Ashira will be home from school soon! YAY!!!

as written on the sheet......

K: parce que l'ananas qui chante et danse ne manque pas l'oiseau brilliant avec James Bond--elle a dit <

I don't wanna pack.
Don't make me PACK!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Lyl, miss u guys, be back Wed.....




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Just thought y'all would wanna know that.
And if not, well, fuck you, it's my journal I can say whatever the hell I want!!!

Have a pleasant day, sir! :^)

Here is a list of my chorus concert disasters:
1. the curtain knocking over the chair
2. running back and forth for "the water is wide"
3. the button on my shirt flying off backstage and berger looking over
4. accidentally (yet somewhat "accidentally") turning all the lights out during berger's speech
5. singing the alto part in the soprano section for "the water is wide" with everyone thinking i was singing the wrong notes
6. almost laughing at ethan.....again
7. chaos. panic. bitchiness from this girl who would NOT go away!
8. trying to figure out how to do lights
9. knight (said "kah-nij-jet" haha) was there

Here are the highlights:
1. watching suma step on, trip over, and knock into this poor guy
2. listening to becky's rendition of "god bless the usa"--> "god fuck the usa"
3. listening to the cute lil 6th graders sing
4. molly l's solo! it rocked!!!
5. turning the lights out during berger's speech (yeah, i'm a bad girl)
6. glances with vicki
7. seeing ethan and trying not to laugh
8. seeing lois' mum even tho i didn't get to talk to her at the end :^(
9. DRINKS. COOKIES.

Wow, I thought there'd be more disasters. That's prolli a good thing. Know what else is a good thing? This will prolli be the last time Berger asks me to help! :^) Other than moving stuff of course. He know's I'm stronger than him.

Blah. It's so lonely here. The mothership left for FL this AM, and I don't go till Fri! PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!! heehee JK (aka if you come here the spork gets you).
Even with the rats and cats it's all lonely-ish. I wish I had a pet meatball--then everything would be all better. A meatless meatball, like in Rent. La Vie Boheme is funny, cept I was looking at the lyrics and I don't get part of it. They go "Brothers! Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens" etc. How can you be trisexual? Is there a third sex I don't know about? Or is it a typo for transexuals? Me confused.

And here are a few more of life's little mysteries:
1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
2. Why do dogs get mad if someone blows in their faces, yet they stick their heads out the windows of moving cars?
3. Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
4. How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
5. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
6. Why do you talk louder to someone you know is deaf? They can't hear you no matter how much you yell!
7. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown too?
8. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
9. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
10. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
11. If a man speaks and their is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong??
12. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
13. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
14. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
15. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
16. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
17. If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time?
18. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
18. Isn't it a little scary that a doctors work is called practice?
18. What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?
18. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
18. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
46. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
192. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
666. meeeee!
TO BE CONTINUED.....

Movers, movers outside my window! See?!! The neighbors move again. I wonder if we will get coconut farmers from Sri Lanka. Srrriiiiii Laaaannnkkaaaaaa! Are there coconut farmers in China? No you silly chicken. The chicken ate my cheese!!! Behold the power of cheese. I put cheese in my lasagna. Cheese and yogurt. Cheese, yogurt, and DILL PICKLE ICE CREAM!!!! And you can't foget the purple ketchup. Yum, purple ketchup. Eat it with a straw. Hungry? So am I.
But ya know what? That's gotta wait. Because the one-legged space chickens are coming!! OHH YES. You bet your discolored smurf collection they are! And they will not be pleased if we eat all the lasagna. Not pleased at all.
The fleas! The fleas! There's FLEAS IN MY LASAGNA! Mmm added protein.
Let's go bowling! Tralalalala! Take off our heads and bowl them down the streets! It will be much fun...much fun, I tell you!!! Oh, but the movers might steal them. The movers are the source of all evil! DIE YOU MUNCHKIN MOVERS THAT LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY! Don't make me chase you with my spork...my SPORK OF DOOM!!!!!
Jolly jolly good fun.
I think I'll bring my spork to meet Frodo tonight. MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!! *evil grin from the spork*
What, what was that you said, oh mighty Spork of Doom??? The lemming?
THE LEMMING! The lemming jumped off the cliff! And he took my cheese with him?? He TOOK my CHEESE???!!!
NNNOOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooo not my cheese!
It's a conspiracy. Don't trust the lemmings and the chickens! DOn't trust them, I say, or they will steal your cheese tooooo!!!!!!
*runs away screaming, the Spork of Doom following*

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can NOTHING go right?
don't you dare comment anyone. I mean it.

Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me i?m fine
Nothing?s alright
Nothing is fine
I?m running and i?m crying
I can?t go on living this way
Can?t go on
Living this way
Nothing?s alright

Do you even care if I die bleeding?

Don't you hate it when you make typos and you're too lazy to fix them?

mwahahahahaha
Poppyseed Surprise II was created today, 4th period. It's all mushy and looks like discolored tuna fish with little flecks of tin foil, paper, and sprinkles. It's so....*sniff* BEAUTIFUL!
We made it in the cafeteria with Becky's help. Molly joined us for a few but she got so grossed out (i have no clue WHY lol) and left. Then Amanda's friend Dan came and I think I made a loverly 1st impression....hahaha NOT.
It went something like this:
*Amanda and Dan talking, us showing him the start of Poppyseed Surprise II*
me: "Yo, dude, who are you?"
Amanda: "This is Dan. That's our little froshy friend Holly."
Dan: "What are you doing to her? She can't be as weird as you two..."
Amanda: "Oh yes she is.....she is the biggest crackwhore I know!"
*I nod as people at the table next to us look over at the word "crackwhore"*
me: "Yep, that's me all right. It needs more mustard!"
*Amanda and I squirt and pour yucky things into a little container with crazy expressions. We shred paper and put it in, shake it, look in it again. Amanda's ring falls in the yellowish gook.*
Becky and I: "hahahahahahahaha!!"
*meaningless convo*
Amanda: "I'll pay someone $5 to smell it...!" (she didn't have the money)
Dan (as I'm leaving with my plate of crap): "I'll pay ya $5 to pie So-and-so over there in the face!"
*An evil grin spreads across my face as I contemplate it...*
me: "Can I pie you instead?"
*I grin, he yells "no!" and backs away, Amanda and Becky laugh.*

Then I took my plate of smelly, squishy, tuna-like Poppyseed Surprise up to my locker. At the end of the day I brought it down to Amanda and my locker smelled funny.
But it was worth it.
Ohhhhhh yeessss.....

Wow. What a day....
It snowed! That makes me SAD.
Just a couple of days ago it was 65 around this time and I was rollarblading. But now, snow. *sigh*

What else? Hmmmm....
I had fun in bio today laughing at Aaron and Sam and Katie. It was amusing.

Oh! I came home and there was a message on the machine, so I checked the caller ID. it came up as the school. I was like "OH SHIT" cuz I've gotten like 3 calls from the damn school in the last two days. But I played the message and it wasn't from the office, nurse, or Mr Nic.
It was from Mrs Ververs (drama) saying that Don had come in and asked her to call me wanting me to go to stage crew tonight. I have orders to either go or stop by the drama office tomorrow to let her know. I feel so special!
I'm going, of course. Screw work, I love working backstage! I just need a ride there. My mom works till 9 tonight.....I think I'll ask Timmy.
Maybe he'll make me stage manager.
If BA is stage manager I'll scream!!! But Mange shouldn't decide that, Don should.
Well, we'll see!

Yeah, luv ya too Lois, but I wanna talk to you, you little orgy-loving bitch!! :)

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo its gone!!! the man got it!!!!! ahhhhhh skrew this comunist nut house!!!!!!! a girl cant even keep her yukkie slab of restaranunt stuff on top of the fridge with out it being spitefully disposed of!!!!!!" ~Amanda

Damn it. RIP the "poppyseed surprise."

Fuck the math cum review test. I'm using my free to make a new one in the cafeteria with Amanda!
Hmmm....cafeteria....it'll probably be mushier and uglier and smellier than before.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice........

....cuz that would be cool.
Girls suck.
Guys suck.
I suck.
I wish I were cool like Katie's bisexual transgender doll.

I need to write a song for my social security number. *hums La Cucaracha* hahahaha not. KT, ur such a dork.

Still no one on IM.....
And what the hell happened to Lois?? I know she's alive: she went to an orgy today. But she is NEVER ON IM!!!!

*has a mental breakdown*
Did I say "a?" I meant "another."

"She lies to you, fucking guy!"